Bold choice to lead us forward into the 15th century

With their slimy practices exposed to the world, the Republicans take the bold course of annointing a character beamed from colonial Jamestown to lead them forward. Here's a guy who supports Intelligent Design, mandatory school prayer, religious discrimination in poverty programs, and demands control of the uterei of America. Oh, and he had a little ethics problem shilling for the tobacco industry too.
Take a look at the face of the Republican future, John Boehner, at Americablog and NJDC.org.