The Wrong War
As I go under the knife this morning I do so serene in the knowledge that George Bush & Co. are diligently advancing on all fronts in the Eternal War to Find a Catchy Slogan.
('Cause they're doing bugger all to deal with the real one...)
I expect, upon waking with my newborn incision, to be informed that Jeff Gannon has been appointed Secretary of the newly minted Cabinet position of Fatherland Semantic Security.
The website will be simply dreamy.