The GOP: Government by No-Brainers
The Vice-President likes torture.
Some GOP congressmen love little boys but others hate themselves and their sexuality.
And Rush Limbaugh, since you think Parkinson's is no big deal, you're welcome to come spend the weekend with me taking care of my father. That'll give you a real reason for your dirty little pill habit, you ignorant evil fuck.
No really, fuck the GOP and anyone who still supports them.