I am not crushing on Matt Taibbi so stop saying that!

But this snip from his most recent "Low Post" over at Rolling Stone regarding Tom Friedman is very fine indeed:

"Friedman should be hung upside down and have holes drilled in his skull for even suggesting this, of course. We're talking about one of the richest men in media, a guy who in recent years got still richer beating the drum for this war from his $9.3 million, 11,400 square-foot mansion in suburban Maryland. He is married to a shopping mall heiress worth nearly $3 billion; the Washingtonian says he is part of one of the 100 richest families in America. And yet he has the balls to turn around and tell us that the pointless, asinine war he cheerleaded for failed because we didn't sacrifice enough for it. Are you reaching for the railroad spike yet?"

Ours is a Great and Awesome CPAC!

They're (the right kind of) godly AND they're not afraid to call you a faggot!
Did you know the organization was founded by a gay man?
What hilarity!
What irony!
What a pile of hypocritical rightwing bullshit!
As if the country needed more of that.