An Interesting Prospect
In answer to a help wanted ad, I received the following:
i am a gud cat wrangler. i have also wrangled wombats and
have the scars to pruv it. i wuld like to clean bottles make tea
and slop out pig pens. i will be a gud slopper.
it is true that i burp and snore but mostly i draw the line at
flatulation so stop saying that. i wud never snore or flatulate at work that anyone wud find out about. im told there is a vacant third floor office with no pa system nor printer
and i no that i cud do my work in that office and if anyone asks i can blame it on the dogs.
have a blessed day
The problem is that the position advertised was for a Supervising Attorney in a mid-sized Civil Law firm.
Update: Upon reviewing the other resumes received we have decided to interview Mr. Wombat.