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Friday, February 17, 2006

An Interesting Prospect

In answer to a help wanted ad, I received the following:


Sirs,Madames,

i am a gud cat wrangler. i have also wrangled wombats and
have the scars to pruv it. i wuld like to clean bottles make tea
and slop out pig pens. i will be a gud slopper.
it is true that i burp and snore but mostly i draw the line at
flatulation so stop saying that. i wud never snore or flatulate at work that anyone wud find out about. im told there is a vacant third floor office with no pa system nor printer
and i no that i cud do my work in that office and if anyone asks i can blame it on the dogs.

yours,
in christ,
have a blessed day

ignatious wombat



The problem is that the position advertised was for a Supervising Attorney in a mid-sized Civil Law firm.


Update: Upon reviewing the other resumes received we have decided to interview Mr. Wombat.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sons of pups! I'll show you-you jackasses!

Friday, March 03, 2006

 

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