Scott McClellan Resigns!

Oh No!
How can this be? How can he turn on his Lord and Master thus?!
Didn't Mr Bush just say he was satisfied with everyone in his administration?
Isn't he the decider? Well? You son of a pup!
Scotty, you swine, you traitor, you, you you, ...surrender monkey you!
Do you presume to be wiser than the Wizard of Crawford? The Sagebrush Saruman?
America now waits with bated (minty-fresh) breath...
What arrogant turd-blossemette will Cheney choose to spit on America on a daily basis?
Grab your galoshes boys and girls.
With this crowd in power,
it only ever gets worse.