Christmas 2006: Buffalo, NY

thank you
baby jesus

for shoring up sales
and covering our bottom line.

for emptying our pockets
just as the heat bills arrive.

for distracting the middle class
while war in Iran looms.

for bamboozling the poor
and making doubts and riots sins.

and thank you
baby jesus

for our whiskey-soaked district attorney
screeching fear like a banshee
on the evening news.

for the progressive dynastic
city court judges
reinstating the poor house.

for the inbred helpless mob
in city hall
who otherwise could never find employment.

and thank you
baby jesus

for the shadow of shapes
that dine each night by streetlight
in our dumpsters.

for keeping us numb
to suffering
and hostile
to reality.

for making us exiles
in our own universe.

Neocons reveal the REAL reason we fight in Iraq: Gay Rights!

Greg Gutfeld, over at Huffington Post (see "The March on Mecca"), explains why the right needs to subdue the Islamofascists: to protect gay rights of course silly! 'Cause you know like, Omigod! We're totally all, like "Mission accomplished" on that score here, or something?

OK, I mock, and it's not fair. Besides, it makes perfect sense and in no way further illustrates the hypocrisy of the Right: just look how many of them are turning out to be self-hating closet cases...

Get outta th' way!

He's Bolton!

Ah hah ha ha (wipes tears from eyes). How I do amuse myself.

But then other times,
the rage! boundless rage!

cough, ahem

I'm George Bush and I approve of this message.

Will return to blogging soon....

Still recovering from seeing Rumsfeld getting an award for his "work". Have yet to stop projectile vomiting. Will need to clean monitor and purchase new keyboard. Has anyone ever seen Bush and Borat in the same room? Just asking.