Neocons reveal the REAL reason we fight in Iraq: Gay Rights!

Greg Gutfeld, over at Huffington Post (see "The March on Mecca"), explains why the right needs to subdue the Islamofascists: to protect gay rights of course silly! 'Cause you know like, Omigod! We're totally all, like "Mission accomplished" on that score here, or something?

OK, I mock, and it's not fair. Besides, it makes perfect sense and in no way further illustrates the hypocrisy of the Right: just look how many of them are turning out to be self-hating closet cases...