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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

George Bush reads Books

Pardon me for asking, but, given all the problems facing the country, wouldn't it be more of a virtue for the president of the United States to be doing his job rather than claiming to be playing summer-reading-list grabass with Karl Rove?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

A Tale of Two Numbskulls

A noted scholar recently predicted dire happenings for August 22. Professor Lewis wrote in the Wall Street Journal that Iran's president might bring about the end of the world or otherwise do something really, really bad on that date. (So glad to see the academic world is above all this fear mongering)

Our leader, on the other hand, likes to fart or watch people crash their bikes. Stuff like that gives him a "jolly" (For fooks sake!)
Now many liberal blogs are mocking the end of the world story. Mocking!

How do they know Mahmoud Ahmadinejad didn’t do something really really bad that day?
Like, make an intern pull his finger,
laugh at an injured puppy,
fart in front of the supreme council.
For a jolly.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

All Politics is Loco

There’s war in Lebanon again, Iraq is burning holes in the hand basket, and the president of the United States of America is……
on vacation.
That’s like a surgeon laying down the knife in the middle of an emergency because his tee time is looming.
Condoleezza Rice has been named one of the best dressed by Vanity Fair: nobody wears that blood and entrails outfit like Condi!
The two obese 25 year old young professionals on my morning commute continue to spout their neocon nonsense the entire train ride. Non-stop bromides about liberal pussies and the numerous reasons “why we fight”. Except they don’t fight. They just wheeze, get fatter, and smell bad. Plus their much vaunted courage may be of dubious quality anyway based on their visible fear of African-Americans of all ages...
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin', but that five year old looked pretty scary today.


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