A Tale of Two Numbskulls

A noted scholar recently predicted dire happenings for August 22. Professor Lewis wrote in the Wall Street Journal that Iran's president might bring about the end of the world or otherwise do something really, really bad on that date. (So glad to see the academic world is above all this fear mongering)

Our leader, on the other hand, likes to fart or watch people crash their bikes. Stuff like that gives him a "jolly" (For fooks sake!)
Now many liberal blogs are mocking the end of the world story. Mocking!

How do they know Mahmoud Ahmadinejad didn’t do something really really bad that day?
Like, make an intern pull his finger,
laugh at an injured puppy,
or
fart in front of the supreme council.
For a jolly.