The truthiness will out!

What I need these days, is a few good lies. Really really reeeeeally good, big lies. James Frey and his Million bucks for my mediocre life, Nancy Grace who lies for justice, I won't even start on the adminstration or the republicans or "center democrats" (when did Connecticut become part of ol' Dixie Mr. Lieberman?), but I need a lie to hit paydirt.
Contact me here if you've got some balloon juice we can market big.