McClellan's Replacement Named!
In a surprise move the White House announced this morning that Scott McClellan will be replaced by Don Garbanzo de La Mancha. Mr. Garbanzo, pictured here packing for his new assignment, is perhaps best-known for his early 80's statement "I'm a lover, not a hater", a sign of his future talents as he was not in fact born until April 1, 2003. The administration is silent as to why a life-long socialist and anti-militarist would be the best voice for Mr. Bush's lame-duck period, although Vice-President Chaingang was quoted (after several belligerent pre-breakfast Bloody Marys) as affirming that they needed someone with more brains than George Bush.
Senor Garbanzo refused to be interviewed and to all questions responded with a demure meh eh!