Memo to Senator Pat Roberts
To: Senator Roberts
From: Paul Curtin
Re: Your statement that "you have no civil liberties if you're dead."
1. Fuck off, sir.
2. You also have no civil rights when you have ignorant hacks running the country who dismantle your civil rights.
3. You also have no civil rights when you have ignorant hacks running the country who do not understand civil rights. (But get to run the CIA anyways-cough cough)
4. Fuck off again sir (and I don't mean that in a good way, sir).
5. Next time you try to take Patrick Henry on in a battle of wits, come armed.