Fafblog: An Open Letter
It has come to my attention that you have not posted since April. May I remind you that this is not all about you, rather it is all about me. I demand hilarity and I demand it...sometime soon. You have left me with Jesus' General and no balance. Sometimes I can't sleep for days after reading that stuff (sceeeeeeeeeeery!). You may commence with some pie-blogging and then work up to something more complex as you wish. Please respond at my earliest convenience.
for the greater glory of Jebus Crisps,