The Rapture

I see the "armageddenouttahere" crowd are all excited about the turn of events (i.e. war) in the Middle East because they're pretty sure it heralds the coming of the Rapture.
I, on the other hand, am pretty sure these folks have a deep-seated gore fetish. They love seeing other people suffer, then cover their sick desire with sky-pilot mumbo-jumbo. How else can you explain the glee they feel when other people are blown to shreds? It's what they want to happen!
Apologies for the repeat post, but I can't repeat the following often enough:

Please don't feel obligated
to wait for the Rapture on our account.
Y'all can clear out right now
as far as I'm concerned...
now git!