Stench!

Some things go out of fashion for a reason, others fade out that should be eternal. When, I ask you, was the last time YOU uttered words like "stench" or "Blanche"? The Disgruntled Chemist has reminded me of the need to promote such sonic wonders. Chemist, biologist or other, who doesn't enjoy the sound (not the experience) of stench? I firmly believe that stench should be revived-as a positive moniker. Some suggested usages:

Individual 1 "Dude, I just scored front row tickets to Adele Anthony, she's playing the violin concerto by Glass!"
Individual 2 "Bro', you're like, totally stench! She's righteously Blanche!"

Go forth, I tell you, and stench!


The Disgruntled Chemist: It's all so strange and new!